All of the below quotes are opening lines from posts I’ve written at this blog.
Choose your own adventure. 🙂
1. “The scream came from the woods.”
2. “I want urinal partitions mandated inside all men’s restrooms.”
3. “My best friend no showed my wedding.”
4. “I despise other people’s hands in my mouth.”
5. “I married a bone collector.”
6. “Time travel isn’t what you think it is. “
7. “My pants malfunctioned in the bathroom.”
8. “My first story coach offered me a refund.”
9. “Wifey agreed it would be ‘cute’ if I got my daughter’s face tattooed onto my chest.”
10. “I used to think Stephen King was an idiot.”
11. “I am depressed.”
12. “I ditched wife in the Costco line.”
14. “On Saturday, I observed the Artificial Intelligence (AI) watching me.”
15. “I killed a darling, and I liked it.”
16. “I sneak food into movie theaters.”
17. “When it appeared over my shoulder, I was standing in the pool.”
P.S. Happy Extraction Day to Wifey.
You are the Love of my Life and six days my junior.
Thank you for believing in me, our family, and the Christ Light.
Happy Birthday and I love you forever.
♥️