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17 Curious Lines to Pass The Quarantine Times

Quarantine

All of the below quotes are opening lines from posts I’ve written at this blog.

Choose your own adventure. 🙂

1.  “The scream came from the woods.”

2.  “I want urinal partitions mandated inside all men’s restrooms.”

3.  “My best friend no showed my wedding.”

4.  “I despise other people’s hands in my mouth.”

5.  “I married a bone collector.”

6. “Time travel isn’t what you think it is. “

7. “My pants malfunctioned in the bathroom.” 

8. “My first story coach offered me a refund.” 

9. “Wifey agreed it would be “cute” if I got my daughter’s face tattooed onto my chest.” 

10. “I used to think Stephen King was an idiot.”  

11. “I am depressed.” 

12. “I ditched wife in the Costco line.” 

13. “Have you ever been without anyone else in your mind, looked into the mirror, and asked, ‘Who are you?’” 

14. “On Saturday, I observed the Artificial Intelligence (AI) watching me.”

15. “I killed a darling, and I liked it.” 

16. “I sneak food into movie theaters.” 

17. “When it appeared over my shoulder, I was standing in the pool.” 

 

P.S. Happy Extraction Day to Wifey.

You are the Love of my Life and six days my junior.

Thank you for believing in me, our family, and the Christ Light.

Happy Birthday and I love you forever.

♥️

2 Comments

  1. Lois
    Lois on April 17, 2020 at 4:05 am

    Thank you once again for a good laugh! Your words are a medicine!
    #8 & #15 had my laughing aloud!
    Blessings to you and your family especially your wife who I am sure knows the Glue that holds everyone together.

    Reply
    • David
      David on April 17, 2020 at 7:23 pm

      Lois, I appreciate your kind words. I can live off a good complement for a few weeks so I’ll ride this for some time. I pray your life is blessed in countless ways during all days. 🙂

      Reply

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