Wife agreed it would be “cute” if I got my daughter’s face tattooed onto my chest. Then she suggested it would look better on my shoulder. Before I could respond, the aforementioned fictitious tatt had been relocated to my right breast, but wife asked, “What...
Wife whispered in my ear, “She’s in love with him.” She sat front row and watched him perform without pause. No phone check-ins. No beverage drinking. Barely a blink. Minutes later, she remained seated as I approached, kneeled, and asked, “Do you know the...
I’ve played many roles in the story of my life. I’ve been the child who pooped his pants. I’ve been the teen caught for shoplifting. I’ve been the guy who moved for a girl. I’ve been the storyteller who wrote too little. I’ve been the adult who nearly pooped his...
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